Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
