I'm going to jail i love you
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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