You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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