My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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