She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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