Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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