STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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