I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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