i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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