is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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