Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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