last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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