Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
hell yes lets make some ravioli
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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