I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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