if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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