After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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