She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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