The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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