So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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