Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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