i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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