That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
a search helicopter?!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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