I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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