I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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