And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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