it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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