Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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