Can Purell be used as lube?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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