Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
