420 ftw
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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