I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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