so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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