I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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