honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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