i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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