is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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