Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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