i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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