where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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