I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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