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Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll

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he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???

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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.

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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!

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(217): View more from Illinois

I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest

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(704): View more from North Carolina

his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious

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So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.

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