Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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