If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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