nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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