Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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