my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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