remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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