whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
