Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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