True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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