Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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