Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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