she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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