i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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