so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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