How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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