idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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