Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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