We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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