all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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